diff --git a/autoupdater/updater.sh b/autoupdater/updater.sh
index 1b50374..14447e3 100644
--- a/autoupdater/updater.sh
+++ b/autoupdater/updater.sh
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/usr/bin/bash
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
 # download custom fortunes and config file
 echo "Updating tetosong..."
 
diff --git a/fortunes/eggs/eggs b/fortunes/eggs/eggs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5d25f46
--- /dev/null
+++ b/fortunes/eggs/eggs
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+TETO SONG OF THE DAY!
+
+There is no song of the day! I'm on strike!
+
+▼ >ᴗ< ▼
+%
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡖⣉⡬⣷⣦⠶⠶⠞⠙⡦⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢤⣠⠔⢦⡀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡞⢉⣩⢯⡴⠃⢀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⡀⠀⠁⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⡿⠉⠲⣵⠘⡆⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢦⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠙⣆⠀⡠⠎⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠞⠓⠓⠲⢄⡘⠃⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡀⠹⡄⢀⡇⢀⡞⠀⠀⠈⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠽⠂⠀⠧⡄⣀⢀⡏⣇⠀⠀⢀⡿⣄⠀⢀⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠙⡆⢁⡟⢁⡞⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⡤⠖⢒⠿⡆⠹⡬⠻⣦⡘⢆⠀⡼⠀⣈⡽⠫⣀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠓⡼⢀⡿⠚⠉⠉⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡖⣱⠁⠱⡞⠱⡤⣄⡉⠀⠹⡇⠀⠁⢀⣠⠎⠙⢷⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⣠⠤⠚⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⠀⡇⠐⢄⠟⡆⠳⡄⢙⣦⠀⠀⠀⠾⣍⡀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⡴⠋⠈⠉⠓⠦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⢸⠁⢀⡴⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⡏⠀⢰⢁⡔⠋⠳⣷⠀⠙⡍⢰⠒⠚⡇⠀⠀⠙⠂⠀⣼⠃⣠⡜⠀⠀⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀
+⣧⢞⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⣇⠀⡇⠀⢸⠎⠀⡤⠖⠚⡧⠀⢳⠈⠓⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠿⠋⣰⠃⠀⣜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠀
+⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠈⠳⠇⠀⠀⠀⡞⠁⠀⠀⠹⡔⠌⣇⡀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠞⠉⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⣰⠃⠙⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣄⡀⢸⠀⠀
+⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⣲⠟⠲⣄⣀⡠⠟⢻⢑⣏⡟⢩⡁⢀⡟⠦⣀⣀⣾⣄⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠹⠃⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠑⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⢀⠏⣷⠃⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣄⡞⢯⡘⡖⣆⠳⣼⠀⠀⠉⠳⣴⠃⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⢸⠀⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣈⡽⣶⡵⠃⠈⠙⠺⣄⠤⠀⠀⠘⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠟⠚⡇⠀⠀⢰⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠦⠤⠤⠒⠖⢊⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⠖⠦⠖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣞⡥⠤⠤⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⡯⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢼⠀⠀⠐⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣇⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠞⠁⠉⠉⠉⠉⢦⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+%
diff --git a/fortunes/eggs/eggs.dat b/fortunes/eggs/eggs.dat
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b61201d
Binary files /dev/null and b/fortunes/eggs/eggs.dat differ
diff --git a/installer.sh b/installer.sh
index ca5255a..8c20cd7 100644
--- a/installer.sh
+++ b/installer.sh
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/usr/bin/bash
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
 # check which fortune command is installed if any.
 if ! [ -x "$(command -v fortune)" ]; then
   echo 'fortune is not installed, checking for misfortune'm
diff --git a/makefortune.sh b/makefortune.sh
index 36e5099..1092958 100644
--- a/makefortune.sh
+++ b/makefortune.sh
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/usr/bin/bash
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
 ARTIST=140308 # 116 is Kasane Teto
 CHILDREN="true" # If we want child voicebanks, we do so we can get all songs from utau, sv, and sv2
 START=0 # Start at the beginning of the recordset. if i wanted to make the file in chunks to use the api less i would use this and max to get the songs in chunks.  They say dont use it "thousands of times a day", getting every teto song is 280 times. I think I'm ok.  maybe.
diff --git a/tetosong b/tetosong
index 6d460ec..34c22e1 100644
--- a/tetosong
+++ b/tetosong
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/usr/bin/bash
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
 # argument handling
 while [[ $# -gt 0 ]]; do
     case $1 in
@@ -40,11 +40,11 @@ if ! [ -x "$(command -v fortune)" ]; then
       if [ "$AUDIO" = "YES" ]; then
           nohup ffplay -nodisp -autoexit -v quiet ~/.local/share/tetosong/sv2SOTD.wav 2>/dev/null >/dev/null &
       fi
-    misfortune ~/.local/share/tetosong/fortunes/tetosotd/* # fortune doesnt care if you give it a directory, apparently misfortune does. watch this be a problem when i go to add easter eggs in a separate file...
+    misfortune ~/.local/share/tetosong/fortunes/**/*/* # fortune doesnt care if you give it a directory, apparently misfortune does. watch this be a problem when i go to add easter eggs in a separate file...
   fi
 else
     if [ "$AUDIO" = "YES" ]; then
         nohup ffplay -nodisp -autoexit -v quiet ~/.local/share/tetosong/sv2SOTD.wav 2>/dev/null >/dev/null &
     fi
-    fortune ~/.local/share/tetosong/fortunes/tetosotd/
+    fortune ~/.local/share/tetosong/fortunes/**/*/
 fi